09 April 2010

Alas, poor Timmy

So, last week my girl and I went shopping for a new strap. The old one just didn’t do anything for me ~ didn’t fit right, wasn’t comfortable, just wasn’t working. I really, really like the new one and have been using it enthusiastically!

Now, I have to ask a question. Does anyone else name their dildos? Surely I’m not the only one with that particular quirk. My vibrators have also been named ~ Mr Thumb and The Armadillo. Our current dildos are Timmy, the little, swirly blue one and Jeremiah, the hefty big boy.

Tragically, on Thursday evening, we had an unexpected and alarming occurrence. We were in the groove, going to town, getting close, when I murmured, “Turn over, baby.” I sat up on my knees, started to pull out, and looked down. Holy Shit on Fire! Timmy broke off! In my girl! The only thing holding him on was the condom!

Naturally, I did what a good partner does. Kept my mouth shut, grabbed the broken end and finished the job with my hand doing the work. Then, after the moaning subsided, I confessed. We killed poor little Timmy.

We laughed about that for quite a while. It’s still bringing a smile to my lips. And, another trip to the toy store is planned for this weekend…

Happy Friday!


8thdayplanner said...

Sorry e, I am way too old fashioned to kiss and tell.

Have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

I name everything, it's ridiculous.

I'm impressed that you didn't skip a beat and only told her after the fact - well done.

Grumpy Granny said...

Oh, that is too funny! We have a double-headed dildo that we named "Billy-Bob".

I thought about getting a strap-on at one point, but G really has a difficult time with any penetration beyond a finger, so not sure I would ever use it. I thought about getting HER a thigh strap on, however--any experience or advice to share?


Anonymous said...

I say Timmy died doing what he liked best! lol

Just Me said...

Great story. You crack me up!