My phone buzzed while I was in the exam room.
T: What are you doing?
Me: I can’t talk right now, I’m having my boobs squeezed.
Me: A mammogram, duh!
T: What? You’re having a mammogram? Why didn’t you tell me this morning?
Me: They had a cancellation so I just walked over… but, let me call you back. Really.
What can I say, it gave me a little pleasure to tease her like that. And, when you can get pleasure out of a mammogram, I say go for it!